
It's only natural that a youngster would believe everything he was told,
especially if told by his father. I don't know if it was my dad's Irish
heritage that made him a great storyteller or whether his
gift-of-the-gab came from his occupation as a traveling salesman, or
his addiction to raising a glass or two, but he never ran out of
interesting tales. My father, (friends called him Jake) John Edward Carroll's recollections
sometimes harkened back to the 'dirty thirties' . Having been born in
1922 he was a youth through the terrible time of hardship known as the
Great Depression.
His father, my grandpa, Patrick Carroll came
from Ireland and settled in Hespeller Ontario finding work as a cabinet
maker at a furniture factory after being wounded in WW1. The family
lived a meager existence but at least he had a job so the family of 7
(including 3 boys and 2 girls) usually had food on the table. Radios
were the 'high tech' items of the day and the factory produced
beautifully crafted cabinets for Eaton's Department Store in Toronto.
My
father told me of the days when my grandpa had to make a Christmas tree
from a stick, drilling holes and gluing in evergreen branches. The
story goes that times were tough and money so scarce that my dad and his
younger brother Tom would chew on black tar that they found on the
road.
At age 4 or 5 it didn't take too much imagination for me to
think that road tar would taste something like black licorice. When the city works crew came by one summer day to fix the road, you can
imagine how excited the local neighbour kids and I were when I explained
that the smelly, black, syrupy road-crack-filler was actually a
delicacy in the rough, just waiting for us to enjoy. Well, I can
positively assure you that tar does NOT taste anything like licorice.
Aside from the fact that it's black and gooey, we now know that it is
full of carcinogens and other nasty chemicals. It also sticks
relentlessly to anything it comes in contact with, including clothing,
skin, hair and even teeth.

I remember the unique blend of smells evolving from the home remedies my mother employed to deal with the indelible black mess I brought into the house. I learned that butter can be used to remove tar from sensitive areas like the hair on my head and my face near my eyes. Turpentine works on the hands and legs and clothing and shoes. Other relatively tame tar dissolvers include warmed (not too hot) lard, bacon grease or chicken fat-drippings, Vaseline or Vick's-Vapo-Rub, mineral oil; or vegetable cooking oil. Tougher, more drastic tar removers include white kerosene, paint thinner, mineral spirits, turpentine, alcohol or lamp-oil (not gasoline) and never near a flame or cigarette.
None of the above mentioned items are fun for either the giver or the receiver and my mother's anger was very apparent as I explained that "Dad said...".
I 'm sure my other friends were at the same time experiencing similar clean-ups and telling their mom's "Timmy Carroll said...".
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